Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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