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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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