- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What is white and long? A New York winter

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??