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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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