How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Gus's mom

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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