Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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