- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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