What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Gus's mom

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops