- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Knock Knock Who did that?

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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