Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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I am quite mature.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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jd and zach loves vigina

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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