Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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