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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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