- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

i have yougurt mit traktor

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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