Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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