- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

roses are red poo is poo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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