You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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