Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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