- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Women's rights.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

hiya

rent a cops

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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