- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What? Huh?

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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