- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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