Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what's white and sticky semen

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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