- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

your face

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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