- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what's white and sticky semen

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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