- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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