What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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