- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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