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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A man walks into a bar

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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