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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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