- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Justin Bieber

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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