Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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