whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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