Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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I love alchohol!

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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