- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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