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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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