Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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