- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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