Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Smeg...

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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