- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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