- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

this website is a bad joke

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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