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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Canadians

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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