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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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