just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

women's rights.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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