What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Jordan is pregant

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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PENIS that is all

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