- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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