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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do black people eat? Food.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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