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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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