- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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