Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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