What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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