what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Anti Joke

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