- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Fat? Jesse Z

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

knock knock!? . . No.

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