- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Laugh.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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