- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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