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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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