What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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YOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Wolfjob.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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