- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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