How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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all the kids had fun

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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