What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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A midget walked under a bar.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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