ask me if i am a tree. no.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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