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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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