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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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