- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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