Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A house comes around the corner.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

I'm gay.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

men's rights activists

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Anti Joke

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