- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

mexicans fishing

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

men's rights activists

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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