- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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