I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Anti Joke

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