Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

thumb_up thumb_down -29

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

"Knock knock" Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why? Because.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Democracy.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Rebecca Black

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops