- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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