- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do u call a cripple Biv

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

every knight i see an owl at window

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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