A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Anti Joke

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