- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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