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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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