- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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