Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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