- Anti Joke

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme