- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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