There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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your face is kinda funny

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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