There once was this guy and he fell down

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

child labor

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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