Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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