Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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