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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Good job, son.

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Knock knock.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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