"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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