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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

my wife out of the kitchen

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Please don't shoot me

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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