A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

I C U P White stuff

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

Santa isn't real

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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