- Anti Joke

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.