Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Women's Rights

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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