- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Oh, right

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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