roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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