- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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