- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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