- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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