- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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