- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's the difference between a duck?

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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