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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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