- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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