Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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