Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

why did katy fall off her bike?

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Oh, right

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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