What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Poker face

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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