- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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