Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Poker face

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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