- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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