- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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