Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Swag.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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my whole life!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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