the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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No antijoke here.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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