- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Feminism.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Ehh

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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