- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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