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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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