- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What's the new green? Green

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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