What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

 

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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