- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

A man walks into a bar

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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